ALRIGHTY! For the first time in the history of the world, you can now become Dive Bar Certified. All you gotta do is type your name in the text box deal and I'll send you one of these son of a guns framed and all. After that, it's authentic and you become a crucial part of the club that keeps on givin. Thank y'all Billies.
"Dive Bar Certified" framed certificate
So being that this thing is shipped framed with glass. If it shows up to your door step broken, please send me a message and I'll send you another free of charge.